DISPATCHES FROM THE GHOST MOOSE

Could June have gone by any quicker?  2012 (after midnight tomorrow) will now be half done?   wow.  as I have written many effin times before, I don't have an unlimited supply of half-years left.  I don't have a bucket list, either, so maybe I should get started on that. check this out - even though foodstamp spending by the govt has increased 100% under obama, we are actively trying to get more parasites attached to the ghost moose: http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/27/usda-suggests-food-stamp-parties-games-to-increase-participation/ so - we have programs to give free cell phones to the poor, free cable tv, free rent, free college tuition.  let's force the taxpayer to eat bologna and hamburger so these parasites can buy beer and ciggies with the money we give them.  oh - that health care plan will really help those of us already paying for health care, no doubt.  we are in deep do-do, folks.  how did things get this bad?  remembe...

triple digit temps today.  enjoy it while it lasts.  did you see the clip of obama congratulating the "miami heatS"?????  letterman better get his clip of Sarah Palin talking about seeing Russia from her porch.  the emperor is wearing no clothes. the contempt vote for atty general holder will be today.  the black, hispanic and asian congressman are organizing a walkout during the vote. http://influencealley.nationaljournal.com/2012/06/black-lawmakers-plot-walkout-s.php too bad jesse jackson jr is exhaused, or he could wear a hoodie and make a big show during the walkout.  if you are white in this country, you are screwed.  and if you are white and don't vote for obama, you are racist.  if you are black and vote for romney, you are an uncle tom. and if you have peas, eat them. eacho peez. 

supposed to get hot.  much better alternative than cold.  so - this is what the courts spend time on: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/new-disability-regs-limit-slope-mini-golf-holes-require-businesses-admit-mini-horses legislating how mini-golf holes are built.  mandating that amusement park rides be equipped for hanicapped.  allowing mini-horses as handicapped helpers.  with all that is wrong with this country, time and money is spent on this crap?  Nabisco created a stir with posting a picture of an oreo supporting the gay lifestyle. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/06/oreo-pride-rainbow-stuffed-cookie-sparks-boycott/ I wonder how much pubic hair would be on the gay oreo if they made one? (tell me you didn't think of that exact joke.  or mabe your joke was about the filling) I am tired today.  too tired to tell you to eacho peez.  maybe tomorrow. 

another beautiful day.  supposed to get hot Thursday.  and no rain in sight.  exhaustion....why is it that the normal working man cannot claim exhaustion?  our cure for exhaustion is Saturday and Sunday.  tell your boss you are exhausted and the reply would be to only work 50 hours a week.  but we read today that jesse jackson jr. has taken a leave of absence to be treated for exhaustion.  that probably means that having affairs with bikini models and offering bribes for senate seats is really, really exhausting.  and so is eating your peas. so eacho peez.

the last week of June....then 2012 will be half over.  wow.  someone please slow down the passage of time.   I am not ready to see the sands in my hourglass hit the lower half so quickly.  I did not comment on the guilty verdict of Jerry Sandusky.  but, there is a special corner of hell reserved for child molesters.  I read he is on suicide watch.  why not let him kill himself?  would the world not be that much better with that fucking piece of shit not part of it?  the supreme court is expected to rule on obamacare soon.  they have already upheld part of the Arizona immigration law....good for AZ.  the nerve of them wanting to protect themselves from the flow of illegals, huh?  of course, when our president makes it possible for the flow to continue, it is an uphill battle.  more death and destruction in chicago over the weekend.  I am hoping those speeding cameras get things under control soon.  tha...

Can this be for real?  http://weaselzippers.us/2012/06/22/obama-asks-people-getting-married-to-forgo-gifts-ask-guests-to-donate-to-his-campaign-instead/ http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/22/Obama-wedding-registry what would you think of someone that gave you for your wedding a donation to the obama campaign?  what unmitigated gall to even think of such a thing.  honestly - think about this.  using your wedding to finance more failure?  are they that desperate?  and this...of course, you have seen the video of Obama trip on stage, right?  no..you haven't??  if it was Bush, it would be on every news program, and part of Leno and Letterman's monologues. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/06/22/obama_trips_at_campaign_event_in_tampa.html (you may have to double click on the link - it is working strangely - or get it from Drudge) must be time for letterman to show the iraqi throwing a shoe at bush again. we are in...

tgif.  it's about time.  but no golf this weekend, so that is kind of a bummer.  summer solstice has come and gone...the days are noticeably shorter now.  just kidding.  but, we are on the downslide - in a month or so we will start noticing shorter days again as we march on into fall...but wait - today is the first day of summer, so I am getting ahead of myself.  another shooting in the middle of the loop in chicago.  I hope those speeding cameras and 5 cent per bottle water tax make chicago safer....what a lawless shithole.  the UN needs to get that peacekeeping force to chicago and pronto. i saw a story on fox news that some guy in wrigleyville had his throat slashed in a random act of violence ON SUNDAY.  and it is just now being reported.  the race of the scum that did it??? well, they didn't say, but the police sketch indicated he was black.  the victim...you guess....ok - now the next story..the very next story was abou...