Dec 15
10 days til Christmas. Can't wait til its here and gone. maybe this will be the year the three ghosts visit me. Some folks can't wait to put up the Christmas decorations. I can't wait to take them down. and this year, I didn't put any up, so nothing to worry about there. Maybe Festivus was not such a bad idea.
If you watch much tv, you have no doubt seen the Heineken commercial with Benecio Del Toro (not Antonio Banderas). He says his favorite part is opening presents, then he picks up a wrapped 12er of heineken and says "the best thing is I bought this myself". and breaks out in a roaring laugh (and in doing so, making himself relatable to us schmucks). now, wouldn't it make more sense for him to say "I bought this FOR myself"? that would then tell us why he thought it was so funny. because, see, he bought a 12er and he drank them. If you have to explain a joke, it is not a good joke.
what they need is a crossover commercial with Benecio Del Toro and the curly haired girl who can't stop using her tablet. somehow that commercial would have to end with them saying "dilly dilly". I'll work on that.
If you watch much tv, you have no doubt seen the Heineken commercial with Benecio Del Toro (not Antonio Banderas). He says his favorite part is opening presents, then he picks up a wrapped 12er of heineken and says "the best thing is I bought this myself". and breaks out in a roaring laugh (and in doing so, making himself relatable to us schmucks). now, wouldn't it make more sense for him to say "I bought this FOR myself"? that would then tell us why he thought it was so funny. because, see, he bought a 12er and he drank them. If you have to explain a joke, it is not a good joke.
what they need is a crossover commercial with Benecio Del Toro and the curly haired girl who can't stop using her tablet. somehow that commercial would have to end with them saying "dilly dilly". I'll work on that.
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