Thursday, Oct. 20
Crap weather - I hope golf season is not over yet.
Random thoughts - appropos of nothing:
- there is now commercial now running on tv where the lady holding a baby answers her door and the gangster sounding guy tells her she owes a lot of dough, but the guy says he is talking to the kid. A good, creative way to say how absurd the pension mess in Illinois is. But, where was the commercial when the system was 25 billion in the hole, 50 billion in the hole, 75 billion in the hole??? If I wrote the commercial it would go something like this:
(knock on door)
Lady opens it. Gov Fudd is standing there
Fudd: "I'm an ignorant douchebag. May I ass rape you to the tune of $100 billion, because I am clueless about what to do"
I guess that is why they have creative design agencies write commercials. although mine is more impactful.
- I see that President Obama does not approve of his kids watching the Kardashian reality show. Wow...a colossal failure in elected office disapproves of his kids watching a show about colossal failure hosebags. Well, I believe the taxpayer does not approve of watching their tax dollars being spent on vacations to Spain, Hawaii, Martha's Vineyard, Africa, Vail, for the first lady...all in the last year.
- Chicago is going to tie the increases in water bills to the rate of inflation. sure - we pay more tax, pay more for products, pay more for sales tax on the more expensive products, and the genius mayor wants more. eff him.
- the standardized test results for Illinois high students are at an all time low. wow - that is shocking. I see that the scores for Maine township (where I went) which historically had high standardized test scores are way down too...hmmm...I saw a story 2 days ago that said the percentage of hispanic students in the Maine township high schools is way up....maybe we can get that $275/hr Metra consultant to do a study to find out why the scores are down....the reason must be right in front of us....
today we add a few more ticks to the Ghost Moose.
Random thoughts - appropos of nothing:
- there is now commercial now running on tv where the lady holding a baby answers her door and the gangster sounding guy tells her she owes a lot of dough, but the guy says he is talking to the kid. A good, creative way to say how absurd the pension mess in Illinois is. But, where was the commercial when the system was 25 billion in the hole, 50 billion in the hole, 75 billion in the hole??? If I wrote the commercial it would go something like this:
(knock on door)
Lady opens it. Gov Fudd is standing there
Fudd: "I'm an ignorant douchebag. May I ass rape you to the tune of $100 billion, because I am clueless about what to do"
I guess that is why they have creative design agencies write commercials. although mine is more impactful.
- I see that President Obama does not approve of his kids watching the Kardashian reality show. Wow...a colossal failure in elected office disapproves of his kids watching a show about colossal failure hosebags. Well, I believe the taxpayer does not approve of watching their tax dollars being spent on vacations to Spain, Hawaii, Martha's Vineyard, Africa, Vail, for the first lady...all in the last year.
- Chicago is going to tie the increases in water bills to the rate of inflation. sure - we pay more tax, pay more for products, pay more for sales tax on the more expensive products, and the genius mayor wants more. eff him.
- the standardized test results for Illinois high students are at an all time low. wow - that is shocking. I see that the scores for Maine township (where I went) which historically had high standardized test scores are way down too...hmmm...I saw a story 2 days ago that said the percentage of hispanic students in the Maine township high schools is way up....maybe we can get that $275/hr Metra consultant to do a study to find out why the scores are down....the reason must be right in front of us....
today we add a few more ticks to the Ghost Moose.
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