Sunday, Jan 27

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I finally have done it...I have come up with a way for me to lift myself out of my doldrums, and the eternal rut I have wandered into. 

...I will be recording a new album, patterning myself after the talentless Taylor Swift...you know - the girl that dates a guy for 2 weeks, stalks him for 4 weeks, then writes songs about her broken heart...so - get a load of this.  here are the songs I have recorded so far:

1. I was really pissed when I got picked last for football
2. I was really pissed when you guys made me be the net in the hockey game.
3. I was really pissed when I got picked last for baseball
4. I was really pissed when you kissed your dog's ass instead of kissing me when we played spin the bottle.
5. I was really pissed when you said Steven Hawking had more facial expressions than I do.
6. I was really pissed when you picked a down syndrome kid instead of me for the bowling team.
7. I was really pissed when you played basketball with 4 players vs five instead of letting me play.

That's all I have written so far.  my next album will have more of the same.  much more.

 just remember - only Taylor Swift and I know what true heartbreak is....the rest of you scumbags have no idea of what Taylor and I have been through.  Please buy my record. or me or Taylor might write a song about you.

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