Saturday, July 14

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No golf today.  hopefully my condition will improve and I will cease pissing blood and I will round back into shape and play next Saturday.  middle age.....is this what I have ahead of me?  a person only has so much blood to pee out. 

so, poor jesse jackson jr. is plagued by disappointment - which is all we need to know about his extended absence from his job as congressman.
http://www.suntimes.com/13759419-761/jackson-jrs-mom-hes-had-years-of-enormous-disappointment.html

it is really eerie that triple j and i are so much alike.  a list of my most recent enormous disappointments is:
- Kate Upton has apparently passed me over for Justin Verlander
- I have not won little lotto, daily game, power ball or big game, despite buying a lot of tickets.
- My attempts to build a time travel machine have not been successful.
- ditto for my attempts to find a living dinosaur, bigfoot or leprichaun.
- My attempts to regrow my lost hair, and to get back to a 32 inch waist have not worked.
- I am not able to eat as many peas as our messiah would like me to.

so, I can see why triple j is in the shitter....his disappointments, like mine, may not be appreciated by the common man, but he and I know.  guys with big dreams like us get more disappointed than the rest of you scumbags.

and with that, eacho peez.

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