Friday, Oct. 21
finally Friday.
due to the overwhelming success of my Ghost Moose story (in my own mind), here is a parable entitled:
THE WOLVES
In a nice town where wolves were not indigenous, a wolf showed up...then another wolf....then many wolves. The townspeople asked the government to help them get rid of the wolves...the government said "no - we will set out food for the wolves, and make them places to live". the townspeople said "but we don't want wolves around here. they take up space that we townspeople built, and we cannot go there because it is unsafe due to the wolves. the wolves have gotten into our schools, and our kids cannot learn at the right pace because the teachers are too busy dealing with problems caused by the wolves. we do not want wolves around, so please stop feeding them and making places for them to live." The government said no - wolves are ok, and we even want them to vote in your elections. Get used to the wolves, they ain't going anywhere. the townspeople asked for a new bridge to be built, but the money for the bridge was being spent on food for the wolves. People moved out of the town, but they founds wolves in every town out there - wolves had clearly gotten out of hand.
and so the towns everywhere went to shit.
so - substitute the words "illegal aliens" for "wolves". Substitute "America" for "town". get it???
my creativity knows no bounds. I probably could have used a more exciting ending to my parable. but I have a headache today.
UPDATE:
I had to add a link to this story because it is so precious. Yet another tick on the Ghost Moose. bend over and take it, taxpayers.
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/metro/cps-teachers-pension-more-received-contributed-a-lot-20111021
due to the overwhelming success of my Ghost Moose story (in my own mind), here is a parable entitled:
THE WOLVES
In a nice town where wolves were not indigenous, a wolf showed up...then another wolf....then many wolves. The townspeople asked the government to help them get rid of the wolves...the government said "no - we will set out food for the wolves, and make them places to live". the townspeople said "but we don't want wolves around here. they take up space that we townspeople built, and we cannot go there because it is unsafe due to the wolves. the wolves have gotten into our schools, and our kids cannot learn at the right pace because the teachers are too busy dealing with problems caused by the wolves. we do not want wolves around, so please stop feeding them and making places for them to live." The government said no - wolves are ok, and we even want them to vote in your elections. Get used to the wolves, they ain't going anywhere. the townspeople asked for a new bridge to be built, but the money for the bridge was being spent on food for the wolves. People moved out of the town, but they founds wolves in every town out there - wolves had clearly gotten out of hand.
and so the towns everywhere went to shit.
so - substitute the words "illegal aliens" for "wolves". Substitute "America" for "town". get it???
my creativity knows no bounds. I probably could have used a more exciting ending to my parable. but I have a headache today.
UPDATE:
I had to add a link to this story because it is so precious. Yet another tick on the Ghost Moose. bend over and take it, taxpayers.
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/metro/cps-teachers-pension-more-received-contributed-a-lot-20111021
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